Fifteen-year-old Tammi lives with religious fanatic Granny Elco. Granny works Tammi hard and keeps a tight rein on the girl. Tammi tries to live up to Granny's expectation but at fifteen she is starting to think for herself and is secretly rebellious against all Granny's rules, to a limited extent.
Granny is trying to raise Tammi in the faith just like she raised her daughters. Oddly, though, her daughters grew up to live their own lives without much concern for their mother's rules and restrictions. One daughter, Nanette, ended up married to a unfaithful alcoholic and living in Las Vegas. The other daughter, Minna, lives near her mother but dresses as she pleases with short skirts, heels, makeup. Poor Tammi has to wear the dowdy, churchy clothes Granny chooses for her.
One day, while out trick-or-treating with her Uncle Orr, they stopped by one house but the woman who lived there didn't have any Halloween treats to give out. Instead she filled their sack with trashy romance novels.
This was a new world of reading for Tammi and reading these semi-explicit stories got her teenage juices flowing. She shared the stories with Orr, but he was just confused by them. (He is mentally slow.) She told Granny's daughter Minna about the books and together they started the Romance Reader's book club, which consisted of Minna, Tammi, Orr, LaDonna (a schoolmate of Tammi's) and LaDonna's cousin Parks.
Nannette comes home from Vegas for Christmas with her teenage son, Leon. Leon is a couple of years older than Tammi and gorgeous. But he seems indifferent to Tammi's charms and she is determined to win him, just like the girls in the romance books she and the book club have been reading (minus Orr because the stories got him too upset and they had to continue the readings without him).
Meanwhile, the state of Georgia is experiencing an extended drought and the local minister is haranguing his congregation that the Lord is withholding the rain as a punishment for the people's sins and that they need to get right with God and give up their sinful ways. Young and inexperienced Tammi takes this warning to heart and decides that her reading of suggestive romance novels is what is keeping the life-giving rain away. And so she ends the book club. But the temptation is too great and she falls back into sin. She just can't resist these books. And she just can't tame her passion for the unresponsive Leon and starts her campaign to win him based on the plots of the romance novels she is reading. But he remains elusive. Turns out he has decided to dedicate his life to God and saving souls from eternal damnation. Poor Tammi.
This was an OK read. Everybody caves to religion at the end including Tammi who fails to see through the nonsense. Disappointing read.
Normally I wouldn't read a book about religious people. But the blurbs on the book fooled me. The blurbs hinted that Tammi finds her way out of the religious nonsense. I did look at the publisher before reading it to see if it was by a religious publisher but it is Penguin/Plume publishing and that is not a publisher that focuses on religious books.
Just for fun, here is an example of the "steamy" sections of the books the club is reading:
"Running Bear emerged from the Atawah River, his biceps bulging and glistening beneath his lovely red skin. Nekoosa, crouched behind a pine, was keeping her eyes on the small indents at his waist. They begged for the caress of her lips. She would never forget his scent—elusive, musky, laced with traces of the river. Nor could she forget their wild, abandoned love in the shadowed forest. Without a sound, she crept out, her soft mound aching as she remembered all too well how he brought her to the point of ecstasy many times.
She approached him, her tightened nipples pointing the way, desire so strong it was as if she'd lived only for the moment when they would be united in the flesh again, until his hardness pressed against her with a savagery all its own."
Yeah, pretty dorky stuff. 😃
Here is a review of the novel by the All About Romance website.
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