Sunday, May 12, 2024

Bolo

 

By Keith Laumer


A short story collection about Bolos, an intelligent military machine similar to a tank.


  • A Short History of the Bolo Fighting Machine: exactly what the title says.
  • The Night of the Trolls: Man comes out of suspended animation to discover a world turned upside down by war.
  • Courier: Retief (of the CDT) is sent to stop an invasion of a human-settled world by an aliens.
  • Field Test: War breaks out and a general decides it is an opportunity to test the newest weapon, a Bolo Fighting Machine.
  • The Last Command: A long-buried Bolo suddenly wakes up and emerges from underground to begin war against innocent civilians.
  • A Relic of War: The local townspeople think the broken down old Bolo in the village square is merely a monument to the past. But then it reactivates.
  • Combat Unit: Hostile aliens have found an old Bolo and are fooling around with it when it suddenly comes to life.
These stories are OK. Not really a subject I am interested in, though. Descriptions of fights, battles and machinery are boring to me. I did skip a lot of the text because I just don't care about such. For some reason, I thought Bolo was the name of a person, a pirate or criminal or politician. Came as a surprise that it is a fancy, self-aware tank. 


Tuesday, April 30, 2024

The Duplex

 

By Glenn McCoy


This description of McCoy's comic strip comes from Wikipedia:  The Duplex  is a comic strip by Glenn McCoy and his brother Gary McCoy, syndicated by Universal Press Syndicate since 1993. It has been published as a syndicated daily newspaper comic strip and on the internet. In 2005, the National Cartoonists Society gave The Duplex the award for 2004's best Newspaper Comic Strip.

The characters are:

  • Eno L. Camino, the main character
  • Fang, Eno's dog and best friend
  • Gina, Eno's neighbor
  • Mitzi, Gina's poodle
  • Elvin, Eno's neighbor and friend
Here are some examples of the strip, taken from their website, Glenn McCoy.com.



I really enjoyed this collection of McCoy's comic strips. I think it is hilarious and I am glad I stumbled across it. Find it, read it and laugh!



The Gabriel Hounds

 

By Mary Stewart


Cousins Charles and Christy have known each other all their lives and have always been good friends. So when they realized they were both going to be in Beruit at the same time, it was only natural to spend some time catching up. While there, they also wanted to visit their Great-Aunt Harriet, who lived in an old Arabic palace with her dogs and a few servants. Harriet was know to be a little loopy and eccentric, not surprising in a person in their eighties. 

What was surprising was how resistant the old woman's servants were to letting Christy in to visit her aunt. Christy was finally able to talk her way into the palace and actually see her aunt, who seemed to be doing pretty well for an old woman in precarious health. However, when she asked permission for Cousin Charles to visit, she was flatly turned down. Informed by the servants that the aunt did not want to see Charles and that she wanted to be left alone.

When Christy told Charles about her time with Harriet, he knew at once that something was off. Together they hatched a plan to sneak Charles into the palace so he could see Aunt Harriet for himself. And maybe figure out what kind of funny business was going on. 


This was a fun read. The author is really good at describing the local scenery but without boring the reader to death. Her descriptions make one wish to see it for oneself, but given the state of things in the Middle East and Hezbollah's little hate affair with Israel, it is doubtful western tourists are welcome there these days.


Here is a review of the novel by Kirkus Reviews.



Monday, April 29, 2024

Hangman's Holiday

 

By Dorothy L. Sayers


A collection of mystery stories by the author of the Lord Peter Wimsey detective series. Four of the stories feature Lord Peter. Six stories feature Montague Egg, who is just a guy who happens to stumble across murders while working as a traveling salesman. And two other stories complete the collection:


  • The Image in the Mirror: Peter helps a confused man who is worried he is going insane.
  • The Incredible Elopement of Lord Peter Wimsey: Peter helps a woman escape her abusive spouse.
  • The Queen's Square: A woman is murdered at a house party where Peter is a guest.
  • The Necklace of Pearls: A woman's necklace is stolen at a house party where Peter is a guest.
  • The Poisoned DOW '08: One of Montague Egg's customers is poisoned by a bottle of wine that Egg sold him.
  • Sleuths on the Scent: A man is killed in the area and his killer is hiding among a group of men at a bar among whom is Egg.
  • Murder in the Morning: A woman mistakenly alibis a murderer. Egg comes along as a witness.
  • One Too Many: A swindler disappears while on a train that Egg is also traveling on.
  • Murder at Pentecost: a college professor whom Egg hoped to sell some wine to is killed the morning Egg stops by the college to see him.
  • Maher-Shalal-Hashbaz: A teenage girl's cat is rescued by Egg and he becomes interested in her plans for the cat, whose name is the title of the story. 
  • The Man Who Knew How: A non-Egg, non-Peter story in which a man's little joke backfires on him.
  • The Fountain Plays: A non-Egg, non-Peter story about a man who seems to have a good life but who has a secret that could ruin everything.
I didn't know who Maher-Shalal-Hashbaz was so Googled it. According to Bible Wiki, Maher Shalal Hash Baz was a son of Isiah. His name was a prophecy given by god, meaning "In making speed to the spoil he hastens the prey." This was a warning to Syria and Israel that they would be invaded by Assyria.  In the Egg story, the girl explains her cat's name because he makes haste to the spoil. 

These stories are Ok. Sometimes a bit to far back in time and a bit too British for an ignorant non-British reader to figure out what they are talking about. Like mufti. I had to look that up when a character in one of the Egg stories is described as being in mufti. Turns out it means some one who is normally seen wearing a uniform who is instead wearing ordinary clothes, in this case a policeman.  
I was also confused in the Egg story about clocks. Apparently they used things that looked like clocks but actually weren't clocks that were used to show "lighting up time." Looked that up on Google too. According to Wikipedia, "In the United Kingdom, lighting up time is a legally enforced period from half an hour after sunset to half an hour before sunrise during which all motor vehicles on unlit public roads (except if parked) must use their headlights." 
And again in the story where Egg was on the same train as the swindler, I really didn't understand the mechanics of how he pulled off his disappearance. All that talk about tickets and stops and such just didn't connect with me. I have no experience of train travel. Especially not train travel in Britain a hundred or more years ago. 

I felt quite lost at times which limited my enjoyment of the stories somewhat.  


Sunday, April 28, 2024

How I Got This Way

 

By Patrick F. McManus


Another collection of the author's funny short stories, including hilarious stories of his childhood, stories of his adult outdoor experiences (not as funny but still very enjoyable) and even some more serious and touching stories, including a rather melancholy one about a kingfisher. All in all a wonderful, funny and touching collection that I thoroughly enjoyed reading.

The stories:

  • How I Got This Way, Part I
  • Ethics, and What to Do About Them
  • Bambo
  • Get Ready
  • Toe
  • The Bandage
  • The Big Woods
  • Elk Magic
  • There She Blows
  • Brimstone
  • The Blue Dress
  • Warped Camshaft
  • The 400-Pound Pumpkin
  • Tenner-Shoe Blight
  • Letter from a Kingfisher
  • The Ultimate Bull
  • My Greatest Triumph
  • Another Boring Day
  • The Complete Curmudgeon
  • The Liars Club
  • A Couple Pickles Shy of a Full Barrel
  • Excuse Me, While I Get Out of the Way
  • The Two Masked Raiders
  • Mosquito Bay
  • My Hike with, ahem, the President
  • Ed in Camp
  • How I Got This Way, Part II

Here is a review from Publishers Weekly.


Friday, April 26, 2024

A Fine and Pleasant Misery

 

By Patrick F. McManus


A collection of the author's humorous stories dating from the 1960s to 1970s. Quite enjoyable, even for those who are not outdoorsy. These are the stories:


  • A Fine and Pleasant Misery
  • A Dog for All Seasons
  • The Modified Stationary Panic
  • Grogan's War Surplus
  • -The Big Trip
  • The Theory and Application of Old Men
  • The Two-Wheeled ATV
  • The Backyard Safari
  • Shooting the Chick-a-nout Narrows
  • The Miracle of the Fish Plate
  • The Backpacker
  • Great Outdoor Gadgets Nobody Ever Invented
  • The Purist
  • The Outfit
  • Kid Camping
  • How to Fish a Crick
  • Further Teachings of Rancid Crabtree
  • The Great Cow Plot
  • The Mountain Man
  • The Rescue
  • "I'll Never Forget Old 5789-A"
  • The Ba'r
  • The Rendezvous
  • Cigars, Logging Trucks, and Know-It-Alls
  • But Where's the Park, Papa?
  • A Yup of a Different Color
  • Mountain Goats Never Say "Cheese!"

Sunday, March 31, 2024

Cider With Rosie

 

By Laurie Lee


A memoir of a Lee's boyhood in a rural village in western England in the 1920s. 

The book starts with his earliest memories of his sisters and his mother and his brothers and remarks upon the absence of his father, who was never part of his boyhood life. The stories first appeared in various magazines and newspapers over several years.

It was a large family with his mother taking care of her husband's children from his first marriage plus the ones she had with him, some eight to nine kids all together. The husband was absent, apparently the marriage did not work out and he moved on. But the mother never got over his desertion, hoping that someday he would come back to her. As for child support, he was, according to the author, not a fount of generosity. In fact, there is no interaction in the stories between Laurie and his father. Anyway, they lived in poverty, not helped by the mother's lack of focus. 

Laurie clearly enjoyed his time growing up in this small village. His descriptions are a captivating story of the time just before emerging technologies like motor vehicles changed life for people in most western countries. In his village, the horse was still the choice for travel and candles and lanterns provided the lighting, wood and coal for cooking and warmth. Water was still pumped by hand and indoor toilets were rare. 

But it was not a life of untouched innocence. He tells the story of a local man who moved to another country but returned home full of money and full of himself. He made the mistake of bragging about it and sneering at the locals while getting drunk in a pub. He was attacked when he left the pub, beaten and robbed by a gang of men from the pub. They beat him unconscious and left him in the snow where his body was found the next day. But the village closed around the killers and no man was ever brought to justice for the murder. 

In other story, he tells of a man who had the misfortune to come across the body of a woman who killed herself. And then, a short time later, the same fellow saw a man die in a wagon crash. To the villagers, the fellow became a pariah, for some superstitious reason. As the author tells it:

[He] was avoided after that. We crossed roads when we saw him coming. No one would speak to him or look him in the eyes, and he wasn't allowed to deliver milk any more.

Laurie goes on to explain:

They [the murder and suicide] occurred at a time when the village was the world and its happenings all I knew. The village, in fact, was like a deep-running cave still linked to its antic past, a cave whose shadows were cluttered by spirits and by laws vaguely ancestral. ...

It was something we just had time to inherit, to inherit and dimly know—the blood and beliefs of generations who had been in this valley since the Stone Age. ... But arriving, as I did, at the end of that age, I caught whiffs of something as old as the glaciers. ... There was also a frank and unfearful attitude to death, and an acceptance of violence as a kind of ritual which no one excused or pardoned.

He goes on to talk about this attitude to violence and sexuality later in the book:

We knew ourselves to be as corrupt as any other community of our size—as any London street, for instance. But there was no talebearing then or ringing up 999; transgressors were dealt with by local opinion, by silence, lampoons or nicknames. What we were spared from seeing—because the village protected itself —were the crime of our flesh written cold in a charge sheet, the shady arrest, the police-court autopsy, the headline of the magistrate's homilies. ...

Our village was clearly no pagan paradise, neither were we conscious of showing tolerance. ... We certainly committed our share of statutory crime. Man-slaughter, arson, robbery, rape cropped up regularly throughout the years. Quiet incest flourished were the roads were bad; some found their comfort in beasts; and there were the usual friendships between men and boys who walked through the fields like lovers. ... The village neither approved nor disapproved, but neither did it complain to authority. 

So this is a memoir of another time not so long ago, but it is not afraid to show its lumps and bumps and the nastiness. According to Wikipedia, it is a very popular read in Britain:

The success of the autobiographical novel Cider with Rosie in 1959 allowed Lee to become a full-time independent writer. It continues to be one of the UK's most popular books, and is often used as a set English literature text for schoolchildren. The work depicts the hardships, pleasures and simplicity of rural life in the time of Lee's youth; readers continue to find the author's portrayal of his early life vivid and evocative.

I enjoyed the stories too. A really captivating look back at the time between the two world wars, of life for ordinary folks in ordinary communities. 

 

Thursday, March 28, 2024

Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank : A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom

 

By Celia Rivenbark


A collection of humorous essays by the author who was a humor columnist for McClatchy-Tribune Information Services, according to my copy of the book which has a 2006 copyright. Whether she still works for them or not, I don't know.


The essays are divided into five parts: Kids, Celebrities, Vanity Flares, Huzzzbands, and Southern-Style Silliness. 


Generally I list the titles of the essays but in this collection all the essays have run-on titles and I'm too lazy and typing-impaired to bother. Here's one for example: The Butcher's Great, the Baker's Suffering: But How Is the Anti-Carb Frenzy Affecting the Candlestick Maker?

It would be a lot of work typing out 32 titles like that. 


This was a fun read. I found it much more entertaining than I did the first book of hers that I read, Bless Your Heart, Tramp. She has certainly gotten funnier with time. 


Here is a review by Publishers Weekly.


Where Is Joe Merchant?

 

By Jimmy Buffett


So it is believed that Joe Merchant, famous singer, died by suicide. But people keep claiming to have seen him. Joe's sister, Trevor, gets a message from a psychic who insists she come to an island in the Caribbean because the psychic is sure Joe is alive and nearby.

So Trevor turns to her old ex-lover, Frank Bama, a small-time pilot, and talks him into flying her down to this island. But on his way down to meet her, Frank gets hijacked by a crazy mercenary who bails out of Frank's plane over the ocean leaving Frank tied up and doomed. (He survives.) 

Meanwhile Trevor gets angry because Frank is late for their rendezvous and she ends up getting kidnapped by a different crazy mercenary. She gets tied up and tossed into the ocean to her certain doom for reasons to convoluted to go into here (she survives). 

Frank and Trevor finally find each other and the psychic and sure enough Joe Merchant is not as dead as everyone thought. But there is no happy reunion. 


I didn't care for this book. There are too many characters, too much going on, too many villains and hatefulness. And the mystical stuff spoiled what I thought was going to be a straight up mystery story. Magic scepters, talking dolphins, messages from outer space, fools who believe in that silliness, ugh. Plus the story was just too chaotic. And too much small plane mechanical stuff. He goes on for pages about the plane's mechanical problems or whatever. I just skipped those pages.


Here is a review by Kirkus Reviews.