Thursday, July 31, 2025

Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need

 

By Dave Barry


Dave takes a goofy look at travel both international and domestic. He talks about travel by vehicle or by plane, with and without children. He goes after Disney World and has a few pithy words to say about every US state and our two neighbors, Canada and Mexico. Except for Vermont, which only gets '(See "New Hampshire.").' 

After dealing with them, he then takes on Europe and closes out the book with hotels and camping.


Dave Barry is his usual hilarious self in this book. A great read if you are looking to have a good chuckle. 


Wednesday, July 30, 2025

A Deal With the Devil

By Elizabeth O'Roark


Two beautiful young people who carry baggage from failed relationships, for which they blame themselves. Of course we know when these two get together they are going to fall in love. They will have intimate relations. But will their baggage keep them trapped in their past mistakes? Of course not, this is a romance novel! And yes, there are steamy sex scenes. Can't sell a romance these days without graphic sex scenes.


Can you tell I was a tad disappointed by this story? I thought it was going to be a fantasy story. Well, it is a fantasy in that both these people are so perfect and smart and yet amazingly stupid at the same time. But it was not a supernatural fantasy. It's just an typical romance story. And if the hero is a "devil," the author doesn't really know what a devil is. Yes, he is demanding and testy. But almost immediately he shows his true nature, which decent and kind.


Anyway, hero is a extremely successful plastic surgeon is Los Angeles. Heroine is a failing author who used her advance on her first novel to take care of her dysfunctional family. She goes to work for Mr. Successful Physician because, even though she has been warned he's a pill, the pay makes it worthwhile. You know the rest. 

Warning! If you are looking for lots of steamy sex, it takes these two forever to get down to business. But when they finally do, the sex should be steamy enough to satisfy the reader who is looking for that. 

 

 

Wednesday, July 23, 2025

Remarkably Bright Creatures

By Shelby Van Pelt


A mystery story without a murder and a detective (of sorts) who isn't a mammal.

The "detective" is an observant old octopus that lives in an aquarium in a town, Sowell Bay, on the West Coast of the USA. We find out, later in the story, that the octopus was a rescue who was injured and given to the aquarium to rehabilitate and ended up staying there.

The octopus, who is called Marcellus, has a close friend at the aquarium, an older lady, Tova, who comes in to clean in the evening after the aquarium is closed. Tova knows a secret about Marcellus. That he knows how to escape his tank and he travels around the aquarium at night, visiting the other tanks and snacking on the other creatures displayed there. Tova discovered him tangled up and stuck one night and she freed his from his bonds. 

Marcellus knows he is quite elderly, octopuses only live three to four years, and his time is running out. But he has developed a bond with Tova and he senses things about her and knows she still grieves the loss of her only son, Erik, who was just eighteen when disappeared one day while out boating. His body was never found and exactly what happened to him not known. 

Tova has an accident at work and has to take a few weeks off to heal. The aquarium hires a man who is new to the area to handle the cleaning until Tova returns to work. Cameron has come to town looking for the man he hopes is his father. Cameron's mom never revealed who his father was and she vanished from Cameron's life when he was just a youngster. Cameron has reason to believe that a man from Sowell Bay may be the man he is looking for. But he has not been able to confront the man, who always seems to be away on business. About to run out of money, Cameron takes the janitor job at the aquarium.

Marcellus quickly discovers some very interesting information about Cameron, information that Tova needs to know. But getting that info to Tova is going to take all his octopussy wiles to accomplish. And when he succeeds, Tova repays him in the kindest way possible.


This was a charming story, especially the interactions between Tova and Marcellus and his ruminations on his life in the aquarium and on the humans who come to peer at him. All the characters in the story are decent, caring people, sometimes a little misguided, but essentially good at heart. Even the man for whom Cameron came to Sowell Bay to find.

 

 

You Might Be A Redneck If ...

By Jeff Foxworthy


A collection of Jeff's jokes about rednecks, with lots of amusing drawings included.

 Here are some of the jokes from the book:

You might be a redneck if . . .

"Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it."

"You ever used lard in bed."

"You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley."

"The primary color of your car is 'Bond-O'."

A couple of the drawings from the book:






A fun little book full of Jeff's silly jokes, quite an enjoyable read. 


Monday, June 30, 2025

The Long Earth

 

By Terry Pratchett and Stephen Baxter


Another story about the multiverse, this time with an infinity of Earths to choose from, ranging from very slightly different to majorly different, including at least one where there is no Earth at all, just black space.

A man invents a device that allows people to flip a switch and travel instantly to the nearest version of Earth. To get to the next version, they have to toggle the switch again. So traveling to the further versions can take weeks, months and even years. Especially since iron metal doesn't transfer which means no equipment or machines made with iron and iron components. Also no livestock such as oxen and horses can be brought across. (Weird conditions the authors set up to make things more challenging and interesting, I guess.)

Oddly, none of these alternate Earths have their own naturally occurring populations of humans and are pristine wildernesses waiting to be exploited. Because of course that is what we do. Masses of people flee our planet to try their luck in a new world of their very own. I must admit it does sound appealing, but of course it is not as wonderful as it seems at first. Trying to carve a living out of a virgin wilderness is hard work.

It also turns out that there are some people who don't need a device to "step" as it is called in the story. It is an innate ability in some humans, most of whom are not at first aware they have that ability. But one who does is a young orphan being raised by the nuns in a childrens home, Joshua Valiente. 

The man who invented the stepping device released the blue print online without telling people what it does. Of course, people start building their own copy of it, just to see what it does, especially since it is intriguing powered by a potato battery. Who could resist that? It turns out that most definitely the kids in Joshua's local area can't and, when they flip the switch, they end up lost in a strange wilderness. But Joshua is not one of the disorientated kids when he steps and helps rescue the lost and frightened kids and discovers, in the process, that he doesn't need the device to step. He also doesn't suffer the debilitating side effects most people experience when they step.

Joshua's heroism creates interest in the public and he finds the attention unwelcome and uses his newfound skill to escape the scrutiny. Eventually he comes to the attention of a major multinational corporation and they make him an offer he decides not to refuse: a voyage of discovery using an amazing flying blimp to transit the earths effortlessly. He will be accompanied by an artificial human linked to a supercomputer that claims to be a reincarnated Tibetan motorcycle repair man. So the adventure into the plethora of alternate Earths begins.

The story is mainly about the voyage, with a few encounters with some creatures and beings, but not much else happens. Joshua and Lobsang encounter beings that they decide to call trolls because the beings are large and hairy. And beings they call elves because they are small and extremely vicious. Both trolls and elves have the stepping ability and have probably visited human Earth in the past. There is some mystery about why none of the Earths have native humans. There is also a mystery about why the trolls and elves are suddenly on the move, stepping from Earth to Earth. A further mystery is the presence that Joshua has sensed haunting his brain since he was a kid. And it also turns out that some people, a few, do not possess the ability to step, whether inborn or using the stepping device. This has created a natural resentment that has matured into a rebellion against the steppers. 


This book was a struggle to read because I found it so boring. Most of the story is centered on the voyage of Joshua and Lobsang in the blimp. They had one violent encounter with the elves but other than that, not much happens. At one point, they pick up a passenger, a woman who turns out to be the daughter of the man who invented the stepping device. There was some mystery in the story about that man and how he came to invent the device.

But I trudged through the book to the ending and it seemed pretty clear to me that The Long Earth is the first in a series. Also, unrelated though, Terry Pratchett is the coauthor of the book which is strange because it is lacking in the whimsy and humor that is what I was expecting from a Pratchett book. All in all, it was disappointing. And way too long, over 400 pages in paperback form. 

Despite this, it had a couple of passages that I did enjoy a lot. The first when Joshua is checking in at an airport to board a plane sent for him by a very important corporation:

"Once the clerk had entered his booking reference he went very quiet, and picked up the phone, and Joshua began to realize what it meant to have a friend in Lobsang, as he was whisked away from the lines of passengers and led along corridors with the politeness you might observe when dealing with a politician belonging to a country that had nuclear weapons and a carefree approach to their deployment."

And where the story is speaking of how various nations decided to rule their equivalent territories in the other Earths, some amusing words on how the French decided to handle it:

"The French, for example, declared that all the French footprints [territories] were available for colonization by anybody who wanted to be French, and was prepared to accept a carefully put together document which outlined what being French meant. It was a brave idea, slightly let down by the fact that despite a nationwide debate it appeared that no two Frenchmen could agree exactly on what being French did mean." 


Here is a review of the novel by Kirkus Reviews.


 


A Knight In Shining Armor

 

By Jude Deveraux


Dougless (the female main character) has traveled to England with her boyfriend and his teen daughter to get to know the daughter better. But it has not been going well and after an angry confrontation, boyfriend and daughter have left and abandoned her in the graveyard of an ancient church. 

Feeling like an absolute failure at life, her tears call forth a knight in shining armor, Sir Nicholas Stafford, Earl of Thornwyck, who died back in the 1500s. Apparently he was buried in his armor, along with jewel encrusted weapons, he is a walking fortune in gold and gems. Which is a good thing, it turns out, because boyfriend's teen daughter has stolen Doug's purse. (What a strange name Dougless is for a heroine in a romance novel.)

Nick is a bit upset that some witch has called him forth from his grave and wants to be released from her summons. But Doug has no clue how she did it nor how to undo it. So together the two must figure out how to survive in modern day Britain, Doug with no money and no ID and Nick lost in a time 180 degrees different from what he knows. Good thing Nick was buried with a small bag of coins from his time that are worth so much the coin expert they visit eye's probably nearly bug out of his head.


The first part of the book is the best, I think, with Doug helping Nick live in the modern world. The second part has Doug back in Nick's time. Unfortunately, that Nick has forgotten all the time they spent together in the future, leaving Doug in a rather precarious position and existing on the good graces of his very mercenary mother. Doug's mission in the past is to save Nick's life. He will become the victim of the insidious plot of an dangerously ambitious woman and an angry cuckolded husband. 

I didn't find the second part as interesting as the first. Mainly I think because Doug found herself quite at home and happy in the past, coping well without all the modern comforts and conveniences. When I think about the state of medical care back then and of women's rights, I find it nearly impossible to believe any modern woman would be happy to be back in those primitive times. Which is why I really liked the ending of the story, it made a lot of sense to me, well, as much as a ridiculous fantasy love story can make sense.


Here is a review of the novel from the website Dear Author by contributor The Fallen Professor. 



Why Not Me?

 

By Mindy Kaling


Kaling's memoir of her life after The Office. She talks a lot about her comedy series The Mindy Project. And about her ambitions and, to a lesser degree, her personal life. 


Book is an OK read, probably more interesting if the reader is already a fan. I knew she was in The Office, but I didn't have cable and never saw her in The Mindy Project.  I found the book to be a tad disappointing because I was thinking it was going to be really funny but it isn't, just mildly humorous. Not to say it's a bad read, because it isn't. Just wasn't what I was looking for. 



What's New, B.C.?

 

By Johnny Hart


Daily comics from copyright 1962, 1963, 1968.

Hart was at the top of his game at this time, so funny!!









Tuesday, May 27, 2025

Belshazzar

 

By Chaim Bermant


This is Belshazzar's own story as told by him. It starts out fairly nice, Bel living with a family and having a good life. But he gets into trouble and is sent to live with an elderly couple. 

Things are OK at first and he is rather spoiled by the old people and he gets a bit chubby. But then the old lady dies and the old man's daughter moves into her dad's house to take care of him. The daughter and her boy friend don't like cats and don't take good care of Bel. It goes from bad to worse when the old man gets put in a nursing home. Bel ends up homeless and in desperate circumstances when he is rediscovered by the family who gave him away in the first place. They bring him back to their house, presumably to live out his final days in a loving home. 


This was an OK read. It is a very short novel, only 64 pages long. It really points out how thoughtlessly cruel humans are to the animals that depend on us for their lives. And how hard it is for domesticated animals to survive on their own when we abandon them to forage for themselves.


Listen for the Lie

 

By Amy Tintera


So, back when she was twenty-four, Lucy Chase was found one morning, wandering, covered in blood and with a wound to her head. She had no memory of the night before.

Shortly after Lucy was found, her best friend, Savvy was also found, dead, with her head bashed in. At first, it was assumed that the two women were both the victims of assault. But when Savvy's blood was found on Lucy and her skin under Lucy's fingernails, the truth of what happened that night was not clear. The case was never brought to trial because of lack of evidence.

The local townsfolk, for the most part, decided that Lucy had killed her friend and that she was pretending to have amnesia. Savvy's family was among that group. Included were Lucy's own mother and father, although they kept their doubts to themselves. 

The hostility was so toxic for Lucy, that she moved to California. For five years, she never returned home. Until her grandmother talked Lucy into coming home for the grandmother's birthday. At which point, the grandmother told her that a famous podcaster had arrived in town to do a program about the murder in hopes of figuring out who actually killed Savvy. The grandmother even talked Lucy into letting the podcaster interview Lucy. 

In the five years since Savvy's death, Lucy has never been able to remember what happened that night. She agrees to the interview because she wants to know the truth. She hopes that she will finally be able to recover her memory, even if it means she is guilty of the murder of her best friend.


This was an OK read. Actually, I found it a bit boring. I never really got that interested in Lucy and her story. Lucy is supposed to be a hard case, but she doesn't live up to that reputation throughout the story. She comes across as a bit of a wimp, I think. 

Everyone in this little Texas town is getting plenty of action, including Lucy's parents, who have been busy outside of their marriage for years and years. Even Lucy's eighty-something grandmother has several men friends. And apparently, back before the day of the murder, the now-dead best friend was getting plenty of action, as was Lucy herself and her now-ex husband. Overall, the whole town comes off as something out of a daytime soap opera, everybody boinking everybody else and everybody seemingly knowing it. Including Lucy herself, who soon hooks up with the podcaster fellow who is supposed to be interviewing her. This book is like an audition for a melodramatic series on TV or on streaming. 


Guess I'm not the only one who thought this book was meant for video. Apparently it is going to be turned into a series for TV by Universal. Here's a link to an article in the LA Times. I didn't know about this when I wrote above that the book is like an audition for a TV show. 


Sunday, May 25, 2025

Hurray For B.C.

 

By Johnny Hart


Selected cartoons from The Sunday Best of B.C. from cartoons published in 1958 to 1963.

Even though these cartoons are more than sixty ago, they are still very charming and very funny. Love it!









Friday, May 16, 2025

Spy x Family 1

 

By Tatsuya Endo


This graphic manga novel is the first in a series starring Loid Forger aka Twilight, Yor Forger nee Bond, and Anya Forger, an orphan girl that Loid adopted.

Loid is a spy who works for the fictional country of Westalis. Neighboring country Ostania is the main enemy of Westalis. Loid has a new spy assignment, find a wife and a child of school age and enroll the child in the prestigious Eden academy in order to get close to the son of an important man in Ostanian politics. This where Yor and Anya come in.

Yor Bond is an assassin. Her day job is working for City Hall. The people she works with don't know she is an assassin. She became an assassin as a way to earn money to support herself and her brother when they were younger. 

Westalis is a rather traditional country and Yor has been getting some flack at work about not being married. Unmarried women are viewed suspiciously so Yor realizes she needs to find a husband or at least a boyfriend in order to smooth things over at her day job.

Anya is a telepath and this ability gives her a rather uncanny air and has resulted in several foster families returning her to the orphanage. So when Loid shows up at the orphanage looking for a child to adopt in order to fulfil his mission, Anya has all the answers for his requirements. She is small and claims to be six years old, but possibly she is younger. 

Loid finds out he needs a wife because Eden Academy doesn't accept children of single parents. He encounters Yor while shopping for clothes for newly adopted Anya. They get to chatting and Yor learns he is a single parent and she asks him to attend an office party with her, posing as her boyfriend. In his turn, Loid asks Yor to pose as his wife and Anya's mother for an interview with the Eden Academy admissions committee. 

The office party is first on the list and Loid is late at arriving, leaving Yor subject to the teasing of her coworkers. He shows up late and rather beat up and bruised from a spy operation and tells everyone he is Yor's husband and that he is a psychiatrist and that one of his patients got violent. 

After the party is over, Loid is driving Yor home and the gang from the spy operation attacks Loid. He tells Yor the gangsters are all his patients. When Loid has to bash one of the gang on the head, he tells Yor it's a new, cutting edge treatment called concussive therapy.  While fleeing from the gangsters, Yor asks Loid to marry her. Since this is what he wants too, he quickly agrees and uses the pin from a grenade as an engagement ring and they make quick promises to each other and declare themselves married. And Yor soon moves into Loid and Anya's apartment, much to Anya's delight. Because her fondest desire is to have a loving mother and father. And she will do everything possible to make that happen.

Next step in Loid's mission is getting Anya enrolled at Eden. Which will require jumping through a lot of hoops to get her accepted into the school.


I enjoyed this graphic novel. The art style looks pretty typical of manga. Although I am no judge of that, having very little experience with manga. The story is quirky and amusing at times and I want to find out what happens to this odd little family. I am planning to get the second volume in the series.