You Might Be A Redneck If ...

By Jeff Foxworthy

A collection of Jeff's jokes about rednecks, with lots of amusing drawings included.

 Here are some of the jokes from the book:

You might be a redneck if . . .

"Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it."

"You ever used lard in bed."

"You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley."

"The primary color of your car is 'Bond-O'."

A couple of the drawings from the book:

A fun little book full of Jeff's silly jokes, quite an enjoyable read. 

You Might Be A Redneck If...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read

 

By Jeff Foxworthy

Illustrations by David Boyd.

A huge collection of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck" jokes. His jokes poke fun at the more countrified denizens of all parts of the US, but especially the South. It's not literature but it is a lot of fun. I've included an image of the back cover which shows David Boyd's art work and a few of Foxworthy's jokes. Enjoy!

No Shirt. No Shoes.... No Problem!

By Jeff Foxworthy

Foxworthy looks back on his growing-up days and relates lots of funny stories about his relatives, his friends and himself. As it quickly becomes apparent, a lot of his "Redneck" jokes are based on things he saw or heard about or even did himself. Reading about the things he and his friends used to get up to makes me wonder not if they were rednecks, but if they were completely bonkers.

This is funny stuff. Laugh-out-loud funny, in fact. I enjoyed the book tremendously. And there are some handy quizzes in the back for the reader take to expose out their own redneckedness.

However, I am going to label this book as fiction too, because I just don't believe some of the stories he tells in the book. They have just got to be made-up.