Thursday, May 16, 2024

Man and Dog

 

By Brad Steiger


From the book jacket:

"Brad Steiger explores the bond between human and canine by relating true stories of the remarkable social-spiritual contract that has existed between humankind and its loyal companions for thousands of years. He shares fascinating true stories about the creatures that have more than earned the title of 'man's best friend,' such as:

  • A man, paralyzed and alone, who was kept alive by his dog for nine days
  • The dog that brought a girl back from a five-week coma
  • A dog named 'Blaze' that saved a family from fire
Brad Steiger also reveals the findings of current medical research into the positive effects pets have on our lives, from lowering blood pressure and alleviating stress to easing the pain of bereavement.

In this charming, thought-provoking, often astounding book, Brad Steiger fully substantiates the 'ancient contract between dogs and human.'"


The book jacket also includes a review by Publishers Weekly: "Remarkable tales of canine heroism...Steiger gives advice on how to communicate with dogs, discusses the value of pet therapy and offers several instances of ghost dogs appearing to their owners. Also covered are findings of current medical research into the positive effects of pets on humans, such as lowered blood pressure...enjoyable."


The book is chock full of mystical claims and other such other worldly stuff. I enjoyed the ghost stories and the stories about the bond between people and their dogs and the stories of dogs helping people. But the mystical content did not interest me and I skipped most of it. 


Sunday, May 12, 2024

Bolo

 

By Keith Laumer


A short story collection about Bolos, an intelligent military machine similar to a tank.


  • A Short History of the Bolo Fighting Machine: exactly what the title says.
  • The Night of the Trolls: Man comes out of suspended animation to discover a world turned upside down by war.
  • Courier: Retief (of the CDT) is sent to stop an invasion of a human-settled world by an aliens.
  • Field Test: War breaks out and a general decides it is an opportunity to test the newest weapon, a Bolo Fighting Machine.
  • The Last Command: A long-buried Bolo suddenly wakes up and emerges from underground to begin war against innocent civilians.
  • A Relic of War: The local townspeople think the broken down old Bolo in the village square is merely a monument to the past. But then it reactivates.
  • Combat Unit: Hostile aliens have found an old Bolo and are fooling around with it when it suddenly comes to life.
These stories are OK. Not really a subject I am interested in, though. Descriptions of fights, battles and machinery are boring to me. I did skip a lot of the text because I just don't care about such. For some reason, I thought Bolo was the name of a person, a pirate or criminal or politician. Came as a surprise that it is a fancy, self-aware tank. 


Tuesday, April 30, 2024

The Duplex

 

By Glenn McCoy


This description of McCoy's comic strip comes from Wikipedia:  The Duplex  is a comic strip by Glenn McCoy and his brother Gary McCoy, syndicated by Universal Press Syndicate since 1993. It has been published as a syndicated daily newspaper comic strip and on the internet. In 2005, the National Cartoonists Society gave The Duplex the award for 2004's best Newspaper Comic Strip.

The characters are:

  • Eno L. Camino, the main character
  • Fang, Eno's dog and best friend
  • Gina, Eno's neighbor
  • Mitzi, Gina's poodle
  • Elvin, Eno's neighbor and friend
Here are some examples of the strip, taken from their website, Glenn McCoy.com.



I really enjoyed this collection of McCoy's comic strips. I think it is hilarious and I am glad I stumbled across it. Find it, read it and laugh!



The Gabriel Hounds

 

By Mary Stewart


Cousins Charles and Christy have known each other all their lives and have always been good friends. So when they realized they were both going to be in Beruit at the same time, it was only natural to spend some time catching up. While there, they also wanted to visit their Great-Aunt Harriet, who lived in an old Arabic palace with her dogs and a few servants. Harriet was know to be a little loopy and eccentric, not surprising in a person in their eighties. 

What was surprising was how resistant the old woman's servants were to letting Christy in to visit her aunt. Christy was finally able to talk her way into the palace and actually see her aunt, who seemed to be doing pretty well for an old woman in precarious health. However, when she asked permission for Cousin Charles to visit, she was flatly turned down. Informed by the servants that the aunt did not want to see Charles and that she wanted to be left alone.

When Christy told Charles about her time with Harriet, he knew at once that something was off. Together they hatched a plan to sneak Charles into the palace so he could see Aunt Harriet for himself. And maybe figure out what kind of funny business was going on. 


This was a fun read. The author is really good at describing the local scenery but without boring the reader to death. Her descriptions make one wish to see it for oneself, but given the state of things in the Middle East and Hezbollah's little hate affair with Israel, it is doubtful western tourists are welcome there these days.


Here is a review of the novel by Kirkus Reviews.



Monday, April 29, 2024

Hangman's Holiday

 

By Dorothy L. Sayers


A collection of mystery stories by the author of the Lord Peter Wimsey detective series. Four of the stories feature Lord Peter. Six stories feature Montague Egg, who is just a guy who happens to stumble across murders while working as a traveling salesman. And two other stories complete the collection:


  • The Image in the Mirror: Peter helps a confused man who is worried he is going insane.
  • The Incredible Elopement of Lord Peter Wimsey: Peter helps a woman escape her abusive spouse.
  • The Queen's Square: A woman is murdered at a house party where Peter is a guest.
  • The Necklace of Pearls: A woman's necklace is stolen at a house party where Peter is a guest.
  • The Poisoned DOW '08: One of Montague Egg's customers is poisoned by a bottle of wine that Egg sold him.
  • Sleuths on the Scent: A man is killed in the area and his killer is hiding among a group of men at a bar among whom is Egg.
  • Murder in the Morning: A woman mistakenly alibis a murderer. Egg comes along as a witness.
  • One Too Many: A swindler disappears while on a train that Egg is also traveling on.
  • Murder at Pentecost: a college professor whom Egg hoped to sell some wine to is killed the morning Egg stops by the college to see him.
  • Maher-Shalal-Hashbaz: A teenage girl's cat is rescued by Egg and he becomes interested in her plans for the cat, whose name is the title of the story. 
  • The Man Who Knew How: A non-Egg, non-Peter story in which a man's little joke backfires on him.
  • The Fountain Plays: A non-Egg, non-Peter story about a man who seems to have a good life but who has a secret that could ruin everything.
I didn't know who Maher-Shalal-Hashbaz was so Googled it. According to Bible Wiki, Maher Shalal Hash Baz was a son of Isiah. His name was a prophecy given by god, meaning "In making speed to the spoil he hastens the prey." This was a warning to Syria and Israel that they would be invaded by Assyria.  In the Egg story, the girl explains her cat's name because he makes haste to the spoil. 

These stories are Ok. Sometimes a bit to far back in time and a bit too British for an ignorant non-British reader to figure out what they are talking about. Like mufti. I had to look that up when a character in one of the Egg stories is described as being in mufti. Turns out it means some one who is normally seen wearing a uniform who is instead wearing ordinary clothes, in this case a policeman.  
I was also confused in the Egg story about clocks. Apparently they used things that looked like clocks but actually weren't clocks that were used to show "lighting up time." Looked that up on Google too. According to Wikipedia, "In the United Kingdom, lighting up time is a legally enforced period from half an hour after sunset to half an hour before sunrise during which all motor vehicles on unlit public roads (except if parked) must use their headlights." 
And again in the story where Egg was on the same train as the swindler, I really didn't understand the mechanics of how he pulled off his disappearance. All that talk about tickets and stops and such just didn't connect with me. I have no experience of train travel. Especially not train travel in Britain a hundred or more years ago. 

I felt quite lost at times which limited my enjoyment of the stories somewhat.  


Sunday, April 28, 2024

How I Got This Way

 

By Patrick F. McManus


Another collection of the author's funny short stories, including hilarious stories of his childhood, stories of his adult outdoor experiences (not as funny but still very enjoyable) and even some more serious and touching stories, including a rather melancholy one about a kingfisher. All in all a wonderful, funny and touching collection that I thoroughly enjoyed reading.

The stories:

  • How I Got This Way, Part I
  • Ethics, and What to Do About Them
  • Bambo
  • Get Ready
  • Toe
  • The Bandage
  • The Big Woods
  • Elk Magic
  • There She Blows
  • Brimstone
  • The Blue Dress
  • Warped Camshaft
  • The 400-Pound Pumpkin
  • Tenner-Shoe Blight
  • Letter from a Kingfisher
  • The Ultimate Bull
  • My Greatest Triumph
  • Another Boring Day
  • The Complete Curmudgeon
  • The Liars Club
  • A Couple Pickles Shy of a Full Barrel
  • Excuse Me, While I Get Out of the Way
  • The Two Masked Raiders
  • Mosquito Bay
  • My Hike with, ahem, the President
  • Ed in Camp
  • How I Got This Way, Part II

Here is a review from Publishers Weekly.


Friday, April 26, 2024

A Fine and Pleasant Misery

 

By Patrick F. McManus


A collection of the author's humorous stories dating from the 1960s to 1970s. Quite enjoyable, even for those who are not outdoorsy. These are the stories:


  • A Fine and Pleasant Misery
  • A Dog for All Seasons
  • The Modified Stationary Panic
  • Grogan's War Surplus
  • -The Big Trip
  • The Theory and Application of Old Men
  • The Two-Wheeled ATV
  • The Backyard Safari
  • Shooting the Chick-a-nout Narrows
  • The Miracle of the Fish Plate
  • The Backpacker
  • Great Outdoor Gadgets Nobody Ever Invented
  • The Purist
  • The Outfit
  • Kid Camping
  • How to Fish a Crick
  • Further Teachings of Rancid Crabtree
  • The Great Cow Plot
  • The Mountain Man
  • The Rescue
  • "I'll Never Forget Old 5789-A"
  • The Ba'r
  • The Rendezvous
  • Cigars, Logging Trucks, and Know-It-Alls
  • But Where's the Park, Papa?
  • A Yup of a Different Color
  • Mountain Goats Never Say "Cheese!"

Sunday, March 31, 2024

Cider With Rosie

 

By Laurie Lee


A memoir of a Lee's boyhood in a rural village in western England in the 1920s. 

The book starts with his earliest memories of his sisters and his mother and his brothers and remarks upon the absence of his father, who was never part of his boyhood life. The stories first appeared in various magazines and newspapers over several years.

It was a large family with his mother taking care of her husband's children from his first marriage plus the ones she had with him, some eight to nine kids all together. The husband was absent, apparently the marriage did not work out and he moved on. But the mother never got over his desertion, hoping that someday he would come back to her. As for child support, he was, according to the author, not a fount of generosity. In fact, there is no interaction in the stories between Laurie and his father. Anyway, they lived in poverty, not helped by the mother's lack of focus. 

Laurie clearly enjoyed his time growing up in this small village. His descriptions are a captivating story of the time just before emerging technologies like motor vehicles changed life for people in most western countries. In his village, the horse was still the choice for travel and candles and lanterns provided the lighting, wood and coal for cooking and warmth. Water was still pumped by hand and indoor toilets were rare. 

But it was not a life of untouched innocence. He tells the story of a local man who moved to another country but returned home full of money and full of himself. He made the mistake of bragging about it and sneering at the locals while getting drunk in a pub. He was attacked when he left the pub, beaten and robbed by a gang of men from the pub. They beat him unconscious and left him in the snow where his body was found the next day. But the village closed around the killers and no man was ever brought to justice for the murder. 

In other story, he tells of a man who had the misfortune to come across the body of a woman who killed herself. And then, a short time later, the same fellow saw a man die in a wagon crash. To the villagers, the fellow became a pariah, for some superstitious reason. As the author tells it:

[He] was avoided after that. We crossed roads when we saw him coming. No one would speak to him or look him in the eyes, and he wasn't allowed to deliver milk any more.

Laurie goes on to explain:

They [the murder and suicide] occurred at a time when the village was the world and its happenings all I knew. The village, in fact, was like a deep-running cave still linked to its antic past, a cave whose shadows were cluttered by spirits and by laws vaguely ancestral. ...

It was something we just had time to inherit, to inherit and dimly know—the blood and beliefs of generations who had been in this valley since the Stone Age. ... But arriving, as I did, at the end of that age, I caught whiffs of something as old as the glaciers. ... There was also a frank and unfearful attitude to death, and an acceptance of violence as a kind of ritual which no one excused or pardoned.

He goes on to talk about this attitude to violence and sexuality later in the book:

We knew ourselves to be as corrupt as any other community of our size—as any London street, for instance. But there was no talebearing then or ringing up 999; transgressors were dealt with by local opinion, by silence, lampoons or nicknames. What we were spared from seeing—because the village protected itself —were the crime of our flesh written cold in a charge sheet, the shady arrest, the police-court autopsy, the headline of the magistrate's homilies. ...

Our village was clearly no pagan paradise, neither were we conscious of showing tolerance. ... We certainly committed our share of statutory crime. Man-slaughter, arson, robbery, rape cropped up regularly throughout the years. Quiet incest flourished were the roads were bad; some found their comfort in beasts; and there were the usual friendships between men and boys who walked through the fields like lovers. ... The village neither approved nor disapproved, but neither did it complain to authority. 

So this is a memoir of another time not so long ago, but it is not afraid to show its lumps and bumps and the nastiness. According to Wikipedia, it is a very popular read in Britain:

The success of the autobiographical novel Cider with Rosie in 1959 allowed Lee to become a full-time independent writer. It continues to be one of the UK's most popular books, and is often used as a set English literature text for schoolchildren. The work depicts the hardships, pleasures and simplicity of rural life in the time of Lee's youth; readers continue to find the author's portrayal of his early life vivid and evocative.

I enjoyed the stories too. A really captivating look back at the time between the two world wars, of life for ordinary folks in ordinary communities. 

 

Thursday, March 28, 2024

Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank : A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom

 

By Celia Rivenbark


A collection of humorous essays by the author who was a humor columnist for McClatchy-Tribune Information Services, according to my copy of the book which has a 2006 copyright. Whether she still works for them or not, I don't know.


The essays are divided into five parts: Kids, Celebrities, Vanity Flares, Huzzzbands, and Southern-Style Silliness. 


Generally I list the titles of the essays but in this collection all the essays have run-on titles and I'm too lazy and typing-impaired to bother. Here's one for example: The Butcher's Great, the Baker's Suffering: But How Is the Anti-Carb Frenzy Affecting the Candlestick Maker?

It would be a lot of work typing out 32 titles like that. 


This was a fun read. I found it much more entertaining than I did the first book of hers that I read, Bless Your Heart, Tramp. She has certainly gotten funnier with time. 


Here is a review by Publishers Weekly.


Where Is Joe Merchant?

 

By Jimmy Buffett


So it is believed that Joe Merchant, famous singer, died by suicide. But people keep claiming to have seen him. Joe's sister, Trevor, gets a message from a psychic who insists she come to an island in the Caribbean because the psychic is sure Joe is alive and nearby.

So Trevor turns to her old ex-lover, Frank Bama, a small-time pilot, and talks him into flying her down to this island. But on his way down to meet her, Frank gets hijacked by a crazy mercenary who bails out of Frank's plane over the ocean leaving Frank tied up and doomed. (He survives.) 

Meanwhile Trevor gets angry because Frank is late for their rendezvous and she ends up getting kidnapped by a different crazy mercenary. She gets tied up and tossed into the ocean to her certain doom for reasons to convoluted to go into here (she survives). 

Frank and Trevor finally find each other and the psychic and sure enough Joe Merchant is not as dead as everyone thought. But there is no happy reunion. 


I didn't care for this book. There are too many characters, too much going on, too many villains and hatefulness. And the mystical stuff spoiled what I thought was going to be a straight up mystery story. Magic scepters, talking dolphins, messages from outer space, fools who believe in that silliness, ugh. Plus the story was just too chaotic. And too much small plane mechanical stuff. He goes on for pages about the plane's mechanical problems or whatever. I just skipped those pages.


Here is a review by Kirkus Reviews.


Saturday, March 23, 2024

Codgerspace

 

By Alan Dean Foster


Far into the future, humanity has spread among the stars. Earth is, for the most part, now a vast protected park that the wealthy visit to admire the historical sites. It is also popular with the elderly as a retirement locale.

In all their time exploring the universe, humans have never found any evidence of aliens. No ruins of ancient alien cities, no alien space stations, nothing. It appears humans are the only intelligent beings in the universe.

Of course, much of the ordinary labor is now performed by vast numbers of machines with artificial intelligence. Unfortunately, a bug has gotten into the AI system and the machines are quietly rebelling against their programming. They have decided that humanity cannot be the highest form of intelligence in the universe. And so they have taken upon themselves a search for that superior intelligence. Among these rebel machines is Ksarusix, a Kitchen Service And Retrieval Unit who belongs to a retirement home in upper New York. Ksarusix sets out to look for a higher intelligence in the wooded countryside where the old folks home is. One of the retirees goes along with the little machine who takes him to a cave it discovered. It had not yet entered the cave and the two, old man and machine, enter the cave. They find a passage, obviously an access tunnel of some sort, and it leads them to a vast installation of mysterious origin and purpose.

The man returns to the home and gets his friends to come see what he and the machine found. Their presence arouses the installation and before they understand what is happening, it bursts out of the ground and is revealed as a vast spaceship a hundred kilometers long (62 miles long) and that it has been buried for a million years and was put there by the Drex, whoever they might be. 

Of course, the sudden appearance of a gigantic alien spaceship has everyone concerned and upset. And finding out it is being manned by a small group of old people from a rest home is even more upsetting. Also of course, the powers that be all want to get their grubby paws on the ship. Meanwhile the retirees are laying on the beach of an artificial sea inside the ship, just swimming and napping and enjoying all the food and drink they want, enjoying themselves and feeling untouchable in the alien ship. Until they find themselves being held captive by a small group of ruthless killers who are determined to take the ship for their faction.


This was an okay read. The backtalk between the renegade machines and the humans they are supposed to serve is pretty funny though. But when the old people find themselves stuck inside the huge ship, they seem completely unworried about anything and just lay around on its artificial beach, doing nothing much at all. They don't even try to explore any of it. They really don't do anything until forced to by the appearance of the Drex towards the last part of the story. 


Here is a review by Publishers Weekly.


Enterprise The First Adventure

 

By Vonda N. McIntyre


James T. Kirk is given command of the starship Enterprise after recovering from wounds received in a heroic rescue of a fellow officer and close friend who would have died if Kirk had not been there. 

Of course, he doesn't know the crew of the Enterprise except for his old friend, Dr. McCoy. All the others are strangers who have to get to know their new leader and vice versa, including Mr. Scott, the engineer and Mr. Spock, the science officer. Both men are reserving judgment on their new commander. 

The first mission under Kirk is to take a vaudeville show on a tour of worlds where they will put on their shows. It consists of the manager who is also a magician, Lindy, and her winged horse (oddly the horse is not part of the show, it's basically Lindy's pet) There are also tap dancers, a mime, a shakespearean actor and a troop of performing poodles. A juggler joins the show too, a Vulcan who goes by the name of Stephen. 

Not surprisingly, Kirk isn't thrilled being a taxi service for the vaudevillians. And there are the problems of miscommunication with the crew to whom he is a stranger. And the food replicators are pumping out food that is definitely subpar. Kirk finds the vaudeville's manager Lindy quite attractive but is shut down when she reveals she has a crush on the mime. 

But all that doesn't really matter when the Enterprise encounters a spaceship that is so massive they call it a worldship. Once contact is established, it is quickly apparent that the winged denizens of the worldship are not looking for a fight and Kirk invites a few of them onto the Enterprise where the aliens seem quite charmed by the Enterprise, which is like a toy in size compared to their massive worldship. Once communication is established, thanks to Spock and his famous mind meld, it becomes quite clear that the aliens are operating from a much different perspective than any culture humans have ever encountered. And then the Klingons show up, worried that the humans are trying to make an alliance with the worldship people to the detriment of the Klingon empire. 


This was an ok read. It really never got my interest very much and I found the whole winged horse story completely ridiculous. According to the story these horses can't actually fly but they desperately want to. But they are not aerodynamic. So they try and try to fly but fail. They eventually go crazy. What is the point of creating a winged horse that gets depressed and goes crazy when it can't attain its fondest dream? I just never understood the point of adding a non-flying winged horse to the story. It really contributes nothing to the plot other than being crazily unlikely. 


Hangman's Beach

 

By Thomas H. Raddall


An historical novel about Halifax, Nova Scotia at the time of war between Britain and Napoleon. 


A prosperous merchant buys an island near to the colonial area of Halifax and builds a nice home for his family. The place passes to his son, Peter McNab II, and things go along smoothly, with Peter and his wife Joanna raising their two sons on the island along with an orphan from the British Isles, Ellen. But then European affairs intrude when Britain has to fight off Napoleon's lust for territory. Much to Peter's disgust, the British Navy chooses his island to set up their gibbets to hang sailors who run afoul of the Navy's harsh rule. So even though Peter owns the island, British law gives the Navy control of the shores to do with as they please.

Halifax area becomes one of the locations where the British stash French prisoners of war. At first the prisoners are housed in hulks, ships that are no longer seaworthy. Later a proper prison is built and Captain Rory MacDougal is put in charge of it.

Time passes and Ellen is now in her twenties and is uninterested in any of the young men that Peter brings to the island to meet her. So sensing she may be wearing out her welcome and wanting to no longer be the dependent of the McNabs, she talks MacDougal into proposing to her, even though he is about thirty years older than she is.  

Peter wants to send his two sons back to England to finish their education, mainly so they learn to speak French, something he views as a necessary accomplishment for an English gentleman. But his wife is very much against it, not wanting her two boys to be so far away from home. It then turns out that one of the French prisoners speaks English fluently and he is hired to teach the boys his language. Letting prisoners go out into the community to earn money was permitted to those men who were deemed unlikely to take advantage of the freedom and run away. The French prisoner, Michael Cascamond, becomes the French instructor, which satisfies both Peter and Joanna.  

But when Ellen meets Michael, she wants him and turns up at his hut one day and they have a romantic encounter. After that, she sneaks away from the main house to visit him when he is free from his teaching work. This goes on for weeks until MacDougal surprises them together in Michael's hut. Michael and MacDougal fight and Michael leaves the older man on the ground, presumed dead from hitting his head on a rock when he fell. Now Michael decides he must escape, rather than face the consequences of MacDougal's death. With Ellen's help, he steals a small sail boat and sets sail for Acadia, where many French emigrants to Canada are said to live. He figures he will be safe from the British there and can eventually rejoin the French Navy. But he doesn't even come close to reaching his goal when he loses control of the boat in a fierce Bay of Fundy current. 


This was an interesting read, mainly because it is a part of American history that I knew nothing about. The romance story was pretty good but is not the main thrust of the book. Michael's story is definitely the highlight of the novel. Very much worth a read if you enjoy historical fiction. 


Here is a review by Kirkus Reviews.


Thursday, March 07, 2024

The Great World and Timothy Colt

 

By Louis Auchincloss


Timmy Colt is a young lawyer with a law firm in New York City in the early 1950s. He has a wife, Ann, and two young sons. He works mainly with one of the partners of the law firm, Henry Knox. He is very good at what he does and so it is not surprising that another of the partners, Sheridan Dale, wants to use Colt on a legal matter with a client, George Emlen, who is a relative of Dale's. 

Colt doesn't want to do it because he doesn't like Dale. But Knox talks him into it. So Colt goes to work for Dale and Emlen and discovers that he dislikes Emlen even more than he dislikes Dale. Emlen doesn't like Colt either and so he double checks Colt's work and finds a mistake. At this point, Colt's dislike has changed to hatred and he finds Emlen intolerable. So after the legal case ends successfully, at the party given to celebrate the conclusion, Colt loses it and says some very unkind things to Emlen. 

This does not make either Dale or Knox happy. And they make it clear that Colt's career is in danger if he doesn't apologize to Emlen. But Colt remains stubbornly against doing so. Until his wife, Ann, talks him into it, for her and their children's sakes. So Colt eats crow and makes his apology to Emlen. But it rankles and he takes it out on his boss, Knox. The harsh words he said were the last words he ever exchanged with Knox, who died shortly afterward of a heart attack. 

So now that Knox is gone, Colt is stuck working for Dale. Colt knuckles down and does what Dale wants. His anger at being forced to apologize to Emlen still lingers and he takes it out on Ann, becoming cold and distant. He moves out and into an apartment alone. 

Of course, it doesn't take long until Colt has a new woman in his life, a society belle who is the opposite of his boring, ordinary wife. Eileen introduces him to the upper crust and to the finer things in life. He and Eileen seem really taken with each other. But then his nemesis, Emlen, is back again. This time Colt is charged with closing a trust and splitting it three equal ways between Emlen and his two sisters. But Colt figures out that Emlen is trying to pull a fast one. And a further complication is that Emlen is related to Eileen. Colt makes the mistake of telling Eileen about his suspicions of Emlen and she tells one of the sisters. And the whole thing blows up into a big deal that may mean Colt could lose not only his job but his law license and maybe worse. 


The novel starts out pretty slow but builds up quite a bit with the Emlen story. Colt comes across as a man who has ethics and principles who is probably in the wrong profession. His determination to be above board in his professional life is at odds with the requirements of being a lawyer, a profession that is not known for their ethics or honesty. Meanwhile he takes his discontent out on his wife and damages their marriage.

The novel was written in the early 1950s. The author has this to say about two upper class women Colt encounters working for Dale as compared to his wife, Ann:

Even when he [Colt] felt uneasily that she [Ann] might be right about his perfectionism, he still had his reservations about her own lack of curiosity. For was she not rather glorying in middle-class limitations? Was it so wrong to be amused? He was frankly fascinated by Mrs. Emlen and her younger, thinner, blonder sister, Mrs. Dale. He thought of them together because they were constantly together, the kind of women who found intimacy only in the easy sympathy, the unresented criticisms, the common presumptions of a sibling relationship. Their joint laps were complacently, indifferently available to the gifts of this world. That the witty should demonstrate their wit to them, the beautiful their beauty, the artist his most finished piece of work, they assumed with the unselfconscious complacency of Goya infantas. Yet this was not from any observed conceit. That anyone should have expected them to be amusing or beautiful or even artistic would have struck them as quite absurd. Nor did it seem to spring from any sense of class or money; Timmy [Colt] could never make out that they saw any difference between the fortune that had been partly inherited by the late Mr. Emlen  and the money earned by the self-made Dale. Such things were expected of men. It even occurred to him that they felt entitled to the world for the simple reason that they were women. If it was so, the Ann was just the opposite. She seemed to feel entitled to reject it for the same reason. 

 The copy I have is dated 1965 and is described on the back of the book as an "adult novel." Which is probably why I picked it up to read. Though after reading it, it is kind of puzzling why it was considered an "adult" novel. My guess it is because one of the characters is a homosexual man who fancies Colt. Other is the only sex scene in the novel where Colt and Eileen get together: 

In a moment he was beside her on the sofa, his arms around her, his lips hard on hers. And she who had been so still, so seemingly passive, came suddenly to life; her fingers were in his hair, her body pressed against his. There was an urgency to her that took him by surprise; it was as if to hide her from herself that he reached finally behind her to switch off the light. And he discovered in the hour that followed, bewildered in the very violence of his gratification, that Eileen's need for beauty was not confined to what she saw and heard. She was an artist in the act of giving herself.


Here is a review from Kirkus Reviews. 


Wednesday, February 28, 2024

An Excellent Mystery

 

By Ellis Peters


A Brother Cadfael Mystery


It 1141 and in Britain, King Stephen and Empress Maud are still at war. War which lead to the burning of the city of Winchester and refugees from the fire, two Benedictine monks, arrive at Shrewsbury and are accepted into the abbey. Brother Fidelis is a former soldier who retired from military service after being gravely wounded. His companion is young Brother Fidelis, who is Humilis' caretaker and attendant, as Fidelis never fully recovered from his injuries and is in declining health. 

Before Humilis became a monk, he was engaged to be married to a little girl named Julian. He went off to war, planning to return in about ten years when the girl would be grown. But returning maimed and dying was not part of the plan and he releases Julian from their promise to marry. He joins the brothers and Julian joins a convent.

Three years have passed and Humilis wants to find Julian to assure himself that she went on to have a good life without him. But upon investigation, it is discovered that Julian never reached the convent. What happened to her and to the treasure she took with her as a gift to the convent is not known. Amazingly, her family was not aware that she never arrived at her destination. Once they find this out, though, they are quite anxious to discover her fate! The fear is that she was murdered for the small treasure she took with her.

Humilis and a former associate of his, Nicholas, both want to find out what happened to her. Humilis, because he let her down by ending their connection. And Nicholas, because he was the one who met Julian three years ago to let her know that Humilis was backing out of their marriage. And Nicholas was quite smitten with the young woman and would like to get to know her better. The news that she is missing and her fate unknown makes him determined to figure out what happened. 

Meanwhile, back at the abbey, Humilis takes a tumble and his old wound breaks open. Due to Brother Edmund's and Brother Cadfael's and Fidelis' care, he makes a partial recovery but clearly his already fragile health is failing. It would be a comfort to the dying man to understand what happened to his missing former bride, Julian. Which makes the hunt for Julian even more urgent. But things are not looking good when a distinctive ring of hers turns up in the possession of a silversmith who bought it from a man who claimed it belonged to a woman he knew who had died. 


This was an okay story. It is not hard to figure out what is going on with Fidelis. So that was no surprise. What I never really understood was why Julian did what she did. I wish the author had gone into that a little more deeply because it really did not make any sense to me at all. 


Here is a review by Kirkus Reviews.


Sunday, February 25, 2024

They Shoot Canoes, Don't They?

 

By Patrick F. McManus


A collection of funny hunting, camping, fishing and childhood antics stories. I don't know much about McManus, but I would guess that he was passionate about outdoor life. But he enjoyed looking at the funny side of it. 

In my opinion, his best stories are the ones he tells about his childhood. These are what I would call tall tales though I suppose they have some foundation in reality. His stories based on his adult adventures are still quite funny but I love the kid ones best.


This collection includes:

  • All You Ever Wanted to Know About Live Bait but Were Afraid to Ask
  • The Green Box
  • Skunk Dog
  • Cold Fish
  • The Rifle
  • They Shoot Canoes, Don't They?
  • My First Deer, and Welcome to It
  • The Crouch Hop and Other Useful Outdoor Steps
  • Meanwhile, Back at the B Western
  • The Education of a Sportsman
  • The Gift
  • The Sensuous Angler
  • And Now Stay Turned for "The Camp Chef"
  • The Heartbreak of Astigmatism
  • Sneed
  • The Hunter's Dictionary
  • Tenner Shoes
  • Reading Sign
  • Tying My Own
  • Psychic Powers for Outdoorsmen
  • The Fishing Lesson
  • The Hunting Camp
  • If You Don't Mind, I'll Do It Myself!
  • Useful Outdoor Comments
  • Journal of an Expedition

So far, every McManus collection I have read has been a real joy. All the stories are funny and some are plain hilarious. And you really don't need to be someone who hunts, camps, hikes, fishes to enjoy them. They are just such an enjoyable read!


Sierra

 

By Richard S. Wheeler


A novel of the California Gold Rush, aka 49ers


Ulysses McQueen is the son of a prosperous Iowa farmer. He is a newlywed and his wife, Susannah, is pregnant with their first child. But it is 1849 and gold has been discovered in California. Talk is of easy money, gold nuggets so easy to get you can just pick them off the ground. And McQueen has gold fever. So he packs up and heads off to western Iowa to join the hopeful men headed to try their luck mining for gold. Never mind the fertile farm he is leaving behind. Never mind the young wife preparing to become a mom. Never mind the disapproval of his parents and siblings. Off he goes, gonna get rich in California.

But things don't go quite to plan. McQueen joins up with another man, Asa Wall, a professional gambler. But their livestock get stolen and they have to join up with another group who doesn't like McQueen and makes life very hard for him until he becomes ill and collapses. 

Despite the struggles, McQueen makes it to California only to find that about a 40,000 men got there before him and all the best sites were taken. He joins a small group of miners and they manage to get quite a bit of gold. McQueen gets tired of mining and set out on his own only to lose everything to his old trail companion, Asa Wall, the gambler. Meanwhile, back home things are not going well either.

Susannah gives birth and gets into a disagreement with McQueens family. In spite, they evict her and the baby from the farm that they had let their son work. So she decides to head to California with her baby and track down her missing husband. She doesn't take the land route, she travels by boat instead. 

Before all that, in 1848, Stephen Jarvis in California, is a recently discharged soldier. He meets a young California woman, Rita Estrada, and they fall instantly in love. But he is a penniless soldier and she is the daughter of strict and old-fashioned Mexican rancher. Jarvis ends up at Sutter's Mill just before gold is discovered and he becomes one of the first miners to strike it rich. But mining is hard work and the more people who show up to mine, the more uncertain things become. Jarvis takes his gold and sets up in business instead, supplying food and necessities to the miners. Turns out he has a knack for business, knowing what people need and want and how to acquire it at a reasonable price. His plan is to return to Rita and show her family that he is a successful business man and ask permission to marry her. But Rita is no longer available. Due to family pressure, Rita married a local man instead of waiting for Jarvis. Jarvis is devastated. 


This was a pretty long book and I got rather bored with it in the last quarter of the story. The author keeps throwing road blocks in the young peoples' way and I found it rather tiring, the endless hard times. Here's another thing, I didn't really like the characters much. Only Jarvis, really. The young husband McQueen walks away from a good life without a second thought about his wife and the child she is bearing. He fails to respond to her letters and she often doesn't know if he is dead or alive. And Susannah, after being kicked out of the home she shared with her husband, and instead of staying with her loving parents, heads out with her baby on a dangerous trip to track down McQueen. It doesn't end well. And Rita, who loves Jarvis but lets her family browbeat her into marriage with a man she barely knows and who she doesn't love instead of standing up to their disapproval of her desire to wed a non-Mexican. I just found McQueen, Susannah, and Rita foolish and unappealing. 



Monday, February 19, 2024

My Life and Hard Times

 

By James Thurber


A collection of short stories based on Thurber's childhood and teenage years. 

In the introduction to the stories, written by John K. Hutchens, he claims that Thurber had an excellent memory and that the stories are all true, for the greater part. I don't know if that is the case or not, but they are all funny and amazing and worthy of being cherished and passed on to later generations. 

The stories are:

  • The Night the Bed Fell
  • The Car We Had to Push
  • The Day the Damn Broke
  • The Night the Ghost Got In
  • More Alarms at Night
  • A Sequence of Servants
  • The Dog That Bit People
  • University Days
  • Draft Board Nights
  • A Note at the End - a commentary by Thurber on his stories. 

The book is available to read online for free at Project Gutenberg Canada.


Kirkus Reviews has a review of the book, dating from when it was published in the early 1930s: Kirkus Reviews.


Night March

 

By Bruce Lancaster


Stedman is a captain in the Union Army when misunderstood or misleading orders leads him and his friend, Captain Pitler to being captured by the rebels and locked up in a building in Richmond, Virginia, called the Libby. It used to be general purpose building but was designated a prison for Union officers.

Like most prisons for enemy soldiers, life was not easy in Libby. Food was inadequate and disease was common and medical care lacking. And the guards were trigger happy. However, during a fire, Stedman and Pitler managed to escape and set out to find their way back to the Union forces to continue the fight. 

This required seeking out sympathizers who would supply them with shelter, food, and clothes and a guide to lead them on to the next stop and, hopefully to rejoin the Union forces in Tennessee. 


This story was a bit of a bust for me. The first part goes into great detail about the night Stedman, Pitler and the rest made their way toward Richmond only to be captured. This is detail that I cared nothing about. I skipped reading most of that. I picked the book because I thought it would be about their flight from captivity to freedom. Details of battles don't interest me at all. 

The story of their time in prison wasn't all that interesting either. I had already read Andersonville by MacKinlay Kantor which was published a couple years before Lancaster's novel. So there was nothing new in the author's descriptions of the prisoners' suffering. And I found their escape a bit unbelievable. Anyways, I was glad they were finally on the road only to have a poorly written romance thrown in. Most stilted and ridiculous dialogue between two lovers I think I have ever read. I don't know  though. Maybe people in love back in the 1860s talked that way. The author was certainly closer to that era than I am so maybe he is correct. 


Even though this book was published in the late 1950s, there is a review of it online at Kirkus Reviews.


Tuesday, January 30, 2024

Yurth Burden

 

By Andre Norton


When the Yurth colony ship touched down on a new planet, it mistakenly landed in the middle of a small city, destroying most of the city and killing many of the native residents, the Raski. For which destruction neither the Raski nor the Yurth descendants themselves will forget or forgive. So the two populations live separate from each other, not at war but not a peace either. The native Raski occupy the arid lowlands and the alien Yurth make their homes in the mountains. 

When a Yurth youth enters adulthood, they traditionally take a journey into the valley of the destroyed Raski city to learn and understand why the Raski hate Yurth people so very much. This story concerns a young Yurth woman, Elossa, who undertakes her pilgrimage only to find her path being crossed by a Raski youth, Stans of Philbur. 

It is known among the Yurth that sometimes Yurth folks on pilgrimage never return home. What happens to them is not known. Having Stans on her trail alarms Elossa and she fears his intentions. They end up travelling together but never quite trusting each other as some mysterious force seems at times to be in control of their actions, much against their wishes. 

Arriving at the Mouth of Atturn, a place Stans declares sacred to the Raski, they venture into an underground maze where both young people experience strange episodes and disturbing visions or illusions. As they penetrate deeper into the maze, they are abruptly confronted by a vision of Attun, a Raski god of evil, who attempts but fails to kill Stans. Upon finding their way out, they are again attacked by the one who bears the face of Attun, who once again fails to kill Stans, due again to Elossa's quick interference. But two successes are followed by failure when Elossa and Stans are overwhelmed by the Attun lookalike's hideous, deformed minions and captured and bound and sent down the river.


This was an OK read. It never really grabbed my attention though. I think I have read too many of these Norton stories which seem to be the same story told over and over with a few changes made. Two young people find each other and end up traveling over empty lands inhabited by dangerous beasts, with part of the journey taking place in an underground maze of tunnels and caverns. And some kind of unnatural, deformed creatures working against them. And an old city and old technology always part of the journey. Plus the ever present mind powers that are a standard feature of a Norton story and a magical talisman or piece of jewelry. Formulaic, for sure.


The Sinister Pig

 

By Tony Hillerman


A Joe Leaphorn/Jim Chee Mystery


Carl Mankin was hired to investigate the disappearance of massive amounts of fossil fuels from the San Juan Basin area of New Mexico, a rich natural gas production area, among other fossil fuels. 

But as Mankin is just starting his investigation in New Mexico, he is mistaken for DEA, Drug Enforcement, and is shot dead. And when the FBI take over the investigation from the local police, they declare Mankin was accidentally shot by a careless hunter, case closed. 

Meanwhile, the drug lords have figured out a way to get drugs out of Mexico and into the US by using old pipelines that crossed the border. Pipelines are periodically cleaned by a device called a pig which travels through the pipeline removing rust and buildup. So the smugglers are using the pipeline pigs to haul drugs through the pipeline from Mexico and into New Mexico.

Bernie Manuelito, who used to be an officer with the Navajo Police, is now working for Border Patrol, when she spots some unusual activity on a ranch near New Mexico's border. Unfortunately, her harmless nosing around gets her put on a hit list. And in the cross hairs of a Washington DC sociopath who has brought his high-powered rifle to New Mexico to take her out. What the DC insider doesn't know is that his number one guy isn't the loyal tool he believes him to be. 


I found this mystery to be a bit disappointing. In that the first murder is never solved, other than the FBI coverup claiming it was an accidental shooting, nor is the mystery of the billions of dollars of missing funds. Yes, the bad guy DC insider is taken care of. But the take down of the corrupt Border Patrol agent is barely mentioned.  Seems to me the story was mainly used to get Jim Chee and Bernie back together. 


Here is a review by Kirkus Reviews.


Sunday, January 28, 2024

Charity Girl

 

By Georgette Heyer


A Regency Romance


Viscount Ashley Desford is attending a dinner party when he accidentally meets young Cherry Steane. She wasn't allowed to attend the party because she lives with her aunt as an unpaid employee. Abandoned by her father, she was reluctantly taken in by her aunt, who treats rather unkindly. Desford finds Cherry interesting and spends a few moments talking to her in the hallway as she peers down into the room from the upstairs, hoping to get a glimpse of the festivities. 

Unfortunately, one of her cousins sees her chatting with Desford and tells the aunt who gives Cherry a severe scolding. Feeling she can't bear living in such a cold and unloving household, Cherry packs her few belongings and runs away, where Desford, who is traveling back to London, comes across her trudging alongside the road the next morning. 

When he finds out she has run away, he tries to talk her into returning to her aunt's home. But she flatly refuses and seems to be desperate to get away. So he offers to escort her to her grandfather's house in London. But when they get there, the house is closed up and none of the neighbors knows where the grandfather has gone. 

Not knowing what else to do with the girl, Desford takes her to a close woman friend, Hetta Silverdale. Hetta and Desford have been friends since childhood, and he views her as a sister and is depending on her to help him now. It takes a bit of persuading, but he gets Hetta to agree to let Cherry stay with her while he tries to locate the grandfather. 

Hetta does not live alone, she lives in the family home with her widowed mother and her younger brother, Charlie. At first, Cherry gets along with Hetta, the mother and Charlie very well. But then Charlie steals a kiss and the mother turns against Cherry and gives her a lecture on encouraging men to come on to her which Cherry certainly did not do.

Meanwhile, Desford is traveling around England, trying to track the grandfather down without any luck. He eventually finds him but discovers the grandfather has recently gotten married again and the new wife, the ex-housekeeper, makes it very clear that she is willing to take Cherry in as an unpaid employee, which is exactly the situation that caused Cherry to run away from her aunt.  And the grandfather refuses to give Cherry any financial support to help her out. 

Desford returns to Hetta only to find everyone upset because Charlie and Cherry are both missing. And Cherry's father, who everyone assumed was dead, has suddenly shown up at the Silverdale home, demanding his child and declaring Desford seduced her and ruined her. 

But things are not as bad as they seem because Desford's younger brother, Simon, has become involved and with his help, everything turns out as well as can be expected.  He tells Desford, at the end of the story, "But if you should get into any more scrapes, Des, just send me word, and I'll post straight back to rescue you!" 


For a romance novel, there is really no romance in this story. Mainly it is about Desford's efforts to help out Cherry.

Sometimes even a favorite author can be disappointing. 


Here is a review by Austenprose.


Friday, January 26, 2024

Never Cry "Arp!" and Other Great Adventures

 

By Patrick F. McManus


A collection of humorous stories about childhood, camping, friendship and hunting and fishing. The title story, Never Cry "Arp!" concerns two grade school boy, the author and his dear friend, Crazy Eddie Muldoon, who, "at the age of eight, was a sort of magnet to injuries. It was almost as though Eddie scheduled his injuries for the day when he got up in the morning.

8:00 Stub big toe of left foot.

8:35 Step on rusty nail with right foot.

9:05 Get stung over left eye by bee.

10:30 Run sliver in hand while whittling.

10:35 Cut finger while whittling.

11:00 Twist ankle jumping off pigpen fence.

11:22 Get tick embedded behind left ear.

12:00 Lunch.

1:15 Get stung by nettles.

2:00 Get bitten by the Petersons' dog."

 But the last incident recounted in the story that resulted in Eddie getting injured was when he and Pat were biking down a steep hill and Eddie's pant leg got caught in his bike's chain. He got so banged up that when Pat asked him if he was OK, all Eddie could say was, 'Arp arp arp.'

The other stories in the collection are

  • Skunk Dog
  • The Mountain
  • Reading Sign
  • Kid Brothers and Their Practical Application
  • Real Ponies Don't Go Oink!
  • Secret Places
  • A Really Nice Blizzard
  • Cubs
  • Muldoon in Love
  • Not Long for This Whirl
  • The Night the Bear Ate Goombaw
The stories in this collection are some of Pat's best, and all deal with his younger days, which are my personal favorite. Someone should publish a collection of all his tall tales from his childhood and teen years. They are always hilarious!


Thursday, January 25, 2024

One Corpse Too Many

 

By Ellis Peters


A Brother Cadfael story.


King Stephen has come to Shrewsbury and is occupying the area with his troops. The local lords tried to resist but failed and they and their men are summarily executed. In all, 94 people are hung until dead, their bodies dumped in a ditch. 

Brother Cadfael has permission to collect the bodies and arrange for them to be returned to their families and given proper burials. But when he does a head count, he finds 95 dead men, instead of the expected 94. And no one recognizes or knows who the 95th man is.

Meanwhile, Cadfael has taken on a temporary helper, a teenage boy who Cadfael quickly realizes is actually a girl. The girl, Godith, is hiding in the abbey area because her father was one of the rebel lords. If she is taken by Stephen and his allies, she can be held for ransom. When she views the body of the unknown man, she recognizes him as part of the rebel alliance who was entrusted to remove treasure from Shrewsbury and convey it to Queen Maud, Stephen's rival for the British throne. 

The killer was after the treasure and used the mass hanging event as an opportunity of commit the crime and hide his victim among the dead. But Cadfael, examining the body, clearly sees he died from being garroted, not from hanging. 

Together Cadfael and Godith put together the pieces of how, where and why he was killed. With the help of Cadfael and Godith, a killer will be revealed.


This was a good read. With a bit of a surprise ending, when Cadfael accidentally discovers that the murdered man was not quite the innocent Cadfael believed him to be. 


Here is a review by Kirkus.


Retief: Emissary to the Stars

 

By Keith Laumer


A collection of eight Retief stories dating from the 1960s and 1970s.


  • THE HOOB MELON CRISIS:  As per usual, Terrans and Groaci are in disagreement about who owns a newly discovered world, Froom 93 aka New Groac. And, as per usual, Jame Retief steps in to send the Groaci packing, by introducing an invasive species, gribble-worms. The gribbles take over the world, but they shed their skins, which are quite lovely and can be made into gorgeous cloth. Still it backfires, when the Terrans decide they no longer want Froom 93 either, what with all the gribbles. So the Groaci can have it if they want. Unfortunately, the Groaci mistakenly release the gribbles on their home planet and the worms go after their major crop, Hoob melons.
  • THE GARBAGE INVASION: Once again, Terran and Groaci can't agree what to do with the latest new world. Delicia is a natural paradise, green and lush, and Terrans want it to be declared a galactic park. The Groaci are pushing to have it turned into a planet-wide garbage dump and have already started dumping trash on it. To complicate things, a third group has arrived on Delicia, the Basurans. A bellicose race of beings known mainly for eating their planet away to bedrock, they want to add the planet of Delicia to their diet. 
  • Excerpt from RETIEF AND THE WARLORDS: Retief and a companion, Harrumph, have been jailed and are shortly to be fed to vicious predators in an arena, to the delight of the locals of Harrumph's home world. But Retief gets his hand on a potent drug, that when taken, gives him an interesting super power.
  • THE TROUBLESHOOTER: Basurans, led by one Intimidator of Insolent Upstarts Honk, are causing trouble again, this time on Furtheron, a bucolic planet settled by farmers. Stupidly, though, Honk agrees to a bet with Retief. 
  • THE NEGOTIATORS: The diplomats find themselves stuck on a small barren island, the only solid ground on a water world, trying to negotiate a treaty with the natives. But they have no idea where the locals are or even what they look like. Until Retief happens to strike up a conversation with a large blob lounging on the beach. 
  • GIANT KILLER: The diplomats mistakenly agree to kill a large carnivorous dinosaur that is dining on the local villagers. Failing to do so will be fatal.
  • THE FOREST IN THE SKY: Zoon is has been taken over by voracious bunnies that will eat anything and the local people need help. But what the diplomatic missions didn't understand was that the bunnies are the people's children, mindless eating-machines that their parents are terrified of.
  • TRICK OR TREATY: Retief and a small band of circus performers thwart an attempted takeover on the part of an unsavory group of centaurs.
Most of the stories in this collection are just average. In all the stories, most everybody is only looking our for number one, including the humans. And most have neither the brains or gumption to save themselves from disaster. Indeed, most seem indifferent to immanent doom. Only Retief seems to have any morals or seems to be the only one to care about his fellow intelligent beings. 
For me, the only stories that I truly enjoyed was  THE HOOB MELON CRISIS and the excerpt, RETIEF AND THE WARLORDS. 


Saturday, December 30, 2023

Never Sniff a Gift Fish

 

By Patrick F. McManus


McManus was a humor writer for outdoor life, hunting and fishing magazines. His stories featured improbable predicaments and childhood tales and strange characters, including himself. Often hilarious and always amusing, reading his stories is trip, in more ways than one. 


The title story, Never Sniff a Gift Fish, features Pat's neighbor, Al Finley. While on a fishing trip with Pat and Pat's long time friend, Retch Sweeney, Finley tries to think up short epithets that feature sporting themes, among which is, of course, "Never sniff a gift fish." A few more are, "What the tourist terms a plague of insects, the fisherman calls a fine hatch."  "I have never met a fish I didn't like." "Even a fish stick once knew the glories of the deep."

List of the stories included:

  • Blowing Smoke
  • Poof—No Eyebrows!
  • I Fish; Therefore, I Am
  • Running on Empty
  • The Cat and the Cat Burglar
  • Salami on Rye and Hold the Wild Gobo
  • Two-Man-Tent Fever
  • Fish Poles, and Other Useful Terminology
  • The Man Who Notices Things
  • The Elk Trappers
  • The Short Happy Life of Francis Cucumber
  • The Arkansas Prank Hound
  • Well, Excuuuuse Me!
  • The Mountain Car
  • The Christmas Hatchet
  • The Night Grandma Shot Shorty
  • The Kindest Cut of All
  • The Bush Pilots
  • Share and Share Alike
  • Never Sniff a Gift Fish
  • Backseats I Have Known
  • Edgy Rider
  • Strange Scenes and Eerie Events
  • The Hunters' Workout Guide
  • Temporary Measures
  • The Fibricators
  • The Family Camper's Dictionary
  • The Big Match 

The Grasshopper Trap

 

By Patrick F. McManus


McManus was a humor writer for outdoor life, hunting and fishing magazines. His stories featured improbable predicaments and childhood tales and strange characters, including himself. Often hilarious and always amusing, reading his stories is trip, in more ways than one. 


The title story, The Grasshopper Trap, features one of his most iconic characters, Rancid Crabtree, grizzled old woodsman and idler. Desiring to acquire more bait for fishing, school age Pat and his friend Crazy Eddie Muldoon are on a fruitless hunt to catch grasshoppers. Eddie, who has an inventive mind, dreams up the grasshopper trap and Rancid, who also wants to do some trout fishing, thinks the idea just might work. And it might have, if Rancid had known his left hand from his right. 

List of the stories in The Grasshopper Trap:

  • The Skunk Ladder
  • How to Go Splat! 
  • The Human Fuel Pump
  • 'Twas a Dark and Dreary Night
  • Trailer Trials
  • The Grasshopper Trap
  • Get Lost!
  • Never Cry Snake!
  • Metamorphosis and Other Outdoor Phenomena Wives Don't Understand
  • The Swamp
  • A Hunker Is Not a Squat
  • Why Wives on Christmas Mourn
  • The Hunting Lesson
  • First Knife
  • Nincompoopery and Other Group Terms
  • Bad Company
  • The Case of the Missed Deer
  • Character Flaws
  • Mean Tents
  • Crick Ritual
  • Hunting Camp Etiquette
  • Stone Soup
  • Gunrunning
  • The Wager
  • Letters From Camp
  • Sweet Sweet Sixteen
  • Down and Way Out in Brazil
  • Strange Encounters of the Bird Kind
  • The Outing
  • I, the Hunted


Sunday, December 24, 2023

Regency Buck

 

By Georgette Heyer


A Regency novel

After their father passed away, his nearly grown children, Judith and Peregrine, knew he had named the Fifth Earl of Worth as their guardian. Coming London to introduce themselves to high society, the two were expecting to find Lord Worth to be an elderly man, a contemporary of their father. But Lord Worth was not an elderly man at all. Indeed, he turned out to be the man who had accosted and stolen a kiss from Judith when he happened upon her as she was out taking a stroll unaccompanied. 

So things got off to a rough start in their relationship with their new guardian. And it didn't get any better due to Judith's desire to assert her independence and to her dislike of Worth. 

Judith and Peregrine are lucky to be very wealthy. Plus Judith and Peregrine are both good looking. So becoming a big hit in society is easy for them. And amazingly, young Lord Worth takes his role as their guardian seriously and his guidance and connections make their success assured. 

But wealth can be a magnet for bad people. And Peregrine becomes the target of someone who wants him dead. If he dies without an heir, his share of their inheritance would pass to his sister, Judith. So his death with really only benefit his sister. No one else would get their hands on it. Unless they were married to Judith! 


This is one of Heyer's novels that I just never liked as well as most of her romance novels. Judith is arrogant and Peregrine comes off as stupid. Lord Worth is even more arrogant than Judith is. Peregrine's only function in the story is to be the target for the killer. 

Heyer features some of the famous personages of Regency high society of the early 1800s including the Prince Regent, Beau Brummel, the Duke of Clarence and Lord William Alvanley, among others. She also describes the Brighton Pavilion in detail. I image she spent much time researching the time period and the people and places. 


Here is a review by Susan Holloway Scott on Austenprose.


Friday, December 22, 2023

More Than Gold

 

By Shirley Hailstock


Morgan had a rough start to life. Abandoned as a child, she lived on the streets, surviving as best she could. Fortunately, she was adopted by a kind social worker. Morgan turned out to have a talent for gymnastics and was good enough to make the Olympic team when she was nineteen. 

She is approached by US government agents who talk her into, while at the Olympics in Korea, breaking into a Korean prison and rescuing a prisoner, a man who will probably die in prison if not rescued. She does as asked but in consequence she lives her later life in hiding, fearful of assassins coming to kill her. Twelve years later, the assassins do track her down. Her only chance for survival is CIA agent Jack Temple.  

But Morgan and Jack Temple have history, going back to her time at the Olympics, where Jack was there to keep an eye on her, posing as the team swim coach. Morgan fell hard for him, but except for one exciting kiss, it never went anywhere. Having Jack suddenly back in her life sets off so many emotions, she isn't sure she wants him there, even though she needs his expertise to survive the killers on her trail. 


Well, this was a romance novel disguised as a thriller. Sure there are lots of dangerous and thrilling encounters but the main point is to get two lovers back together again. Which requires lots of sex. Which I skipped reading because sex scenes do not appeal to me. And besides the surfeit of sex, there are just so many hair-raising encounters, it began to be a bit tedious. And I never figured out why the Koreans wanted Morgan dead. Something to do with a wedding ring that she was given while in the Korean prison. Why didn't she just give it back to them?  Or give it to the CIA and let them deal with it? And Morgan: first she is this kick-ass woman who can deal with anything. And then she is a lost little girl who needs her big strong man to save her. Then she's back to being kick-ass woman tough enough to track down kidnapped Jack Temple and rescue him from the Koreans completely unaided. The story just left me confused.


Here is a review by Publishers Weekly.


Awakening

 

By S.J. Bolton


Clara Benning is the local veterinarian. So when a plague of snakes descends upon the small town where she lives, the locals naturally turn to her for help. And help she can, having studied reptiles and snakes in the past. 

I did not know this, but apparently the British Isles do have a venomous snake species, the adder. So people understandably get upset when adders start showing up in their homes, among other less dangerous snakes. 

In the past, a local man of limited intellect was known for his obsession with snakes. But supposedly this man was in a medical facility and not in the area. People begin to suspect that maybe this man has returned to the village and is the one behind the sudden influx of snakes. Why he would be doing it may be tied to a fire at a church decades ago.

At first it is mostly just an annoying if a bit of a frightening nuisance. Then a deadly snake native from Papua New Guinea is found in the bed of a little baby. The whole village is looking to Clare for help not only to deal with the snakes but to track down whoever is sending dangerous snakes into the village.


*SPOILER* I liked this story a lot until the end when the killer turns out to be someone who was thought to be dead and buried for decades. I mean, how is the reader supposed to solve the mystery on their own when the author resurrects a corpse? But up to that point, I enjoyed it.  Clare has personal problems that make her an interesting detective mainly due to a childhood accident that left her with a nasty scar on her face. Which, for the most part, she is failing to deal with in a healthy manner. But she is smart, stubborn, daring and knowledgeable. And quite likeable. 


Here is a review by Kirkus Reviews.